ISPreview UK would just like to wish all of our regular readers and casual visitors a very happy holiday and Merry Christmas! Naturally we'll be taking it easy ourselves for a few days too, albeit not completely idle from the site, and will be back in full swing from next week. We'll leave you with a little joke of truly epic proportions:

Who looks after Father Christmas when he's ill?
Answer: The National Elf Service!

/sigh