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There used to be a guy where I work who, immediately after switching on his PC, wiggled the mouse so the screen would come on quicker!Captain_Cretin said:ZoneAlarm is so easy to use even my sister can manage; and my sister is the girl who famously once phoned me to say she couldnt get our mothers PC to switch on after spending 4 hours waggleing the mouse. (no joke).
He was also know for saying quite a few dumb things (possibly even giving George Bush a run for his money):
"So you could hear nothing, like a silent noise?"
"So there was no address there before?"
Someone in the office got a box of outliner pens out of the stationary cupboard:
Idiot: "How much as those?"
Person with pens: "£15 a box."
I: "How many are in a box?"
Pwp: "10."
I: "So about £1.25 each or something?"























