Ooh, it's my old friend, Richard Head - known to his pals as Dick.
Now Mr Putridhell, why would I want to buy a blackberry? Blackberries are not in season - they won't be ripe for a month or so yet.
Do you have a raspberry? If not, I'm sure there are plenty of people here willing to give you one.
"Legit Forum seller". Thanks for that info - when I want to buy a forum, I'll get in touch.