If you want a service that drops to the speed and quality of dial-up every day without fail, at the cost of high quality broadband, Virgin Media is right for you.

If you want to be endlessly infuriated by a customer service team that give literally zero ***s about the quality of your connection, and will simply ask about the download speed of your connection instead of addressing the packet loss and poor latency, Virgin Media is perfect.

If you want to be lied to over and over with fix estimations in the order of just a few hours, only for the fix to take literally DAYS, then sign up to Virgin Media right away, because they have everything you want and more.