On the list of things that telecoms engineers dread finding, unexploded bombs from World War II must surely feature right at the top. Such munitions are potentially very unstable and the heavy bombing campaigns of the past mean that even today people are still discovering them across the UK.
In the past people dug trenches to hide from bombs but today we’re digging much smaller ones in order to deploy new fibre optic (FTTP / FTTC) broadband ISP cables. This is precisely what Openreach (BT) Supervisor, Russell Keil, was doing in the rural Lincolnshire village of West Pinchbeck when their trench digging machine (Ditch Witch) suddenly unearthed a mysterious object (pictured top).
Sadly the object wasn’t a harmless piece of old metal pipework and instead turned out to be an unexploded two-inch mortar from WWII (even though it looks more like a grease gun), although Russell and his team didn’t know that at the time.
Supervisor Russell Keil said:
“I was using a Ditch Witch to dig a trench when it turned over what I thought was an obsolete joint. I knew something wasn’t quite right so took a closer look and that’s when I realised it looked very much like a bomb from an online simulation game I play in my spare time.
I couldn’t believe it was a bomb and wondered about calling the police because I didn’t want to waste their time. But I’m glad I did. It was also a relief when I got home that evening and got the call to say that the mortar had been fully tested for chemicals and hazardous substances and fortunately we had nothing to worry about.
My advice to anyone in the same situation is trust your gut and call 999.”
Interestingly the two-inch mortar was traditionally more of an infantry weapon used by allied troops (you’d drop the mortar bomb down a metal cylinder – angled in the direction of travel – and then it would shoot upwards towards its target.. hopefully), which to us suggests that it might have been left behind accidentally (any history buffs have an opinion?). The Nazis had a different looking system and munition.
The good news is that Russell and his team were able to resume work shortly after the bomb disposal squad had done their wonderful job to make the area safe again. The regional Onlincolnshire project is currently working toward ensuring that 97% of premises in Lincolnshire can access a “superfast broadband” (24Mbps+) network by December 2019 (details).
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Battlefield 1?
I bet they ran away SuperFast with a case of the G.Farts. 🙂
Should have given it to Robert Henry Cain (if he was still alive) crazy guy.
Should had harvest any copper from it first for their next rollout
Send it to Australia, we’ll be needing it along with our 16,600kms of copper for our network!
It’s a grease gun. Seriously.
Could also be a 2″ mortar bomb missing it’s tail fin.
It does look rather more like a grease gun to me too, but it’s hard to tell when something has aged over several decades spent rusting away in the ground.
http://visualcollector.com/VisualCollectorLinks/MortarsMines.htm
Of course as an engineer you’d never take the chance of assumption with your life.
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Tecalemit-No-621173-Grease-Gun-Classic-Car-Vintage-Garage-Workshop-Working-Prop-/142927108269
It is a grease gun. had one just like that. they were rubbish that’s why he threw it away!
Everybody’s right. The Home Guard used to make their own 2″ mortar shells out of Tecalemit grease guns. The intention was to make the terrain too slippery for the enemy.