Can't get FTTC for another 32 years, so asked Andrews and Arnold to arrange for 3 bonded lines. They handled all the messy details with BT and eventually, due to OpenReach not planning efficiently, I now have 3 bonded and balanced connections. Not FTTC but at least now we can stream HD movies and all the other little things the modern internet is for.

AAISP is not the cheapest ISP, but as I asked for just copper lines I don't have to pay for 3 landline rentals I won't use, which halves the cost and they spread the data allowance (which can be anything you want, i'm running 200GB per month) across all the lines.

The user diagnostics is very impressive too, if you're into that (I am). The only issue is late night contention at BT wholesale, but A&A will move any or all of my lines to another backhaul provider if I want.

Been 3 weeks, very happy so far.