Talk Talk - where to begin? This week, I had a stark reminder of how utterly pointless their company is. Typically, the speed would drop out to less than 0.2 Mbps between the hours of 7am and 12midnight.
I phoned TT to obtain a MAC code, perhaps negotiate a better deal and query the speed issues. I was pleasantly surprised by what seemed to be a helpful 2 months free broadband concession. A fault was registered and an engineer was going to send texts within the next 48 hours. The MAC code was emailed within 24 hours.
However, the engineers never sent any texts. The broadband speed issue didn't improve. And the 2 month free period was set to out-live any usefulness of the MAC code. A cunning ploy perhaps?
On boxing day, a Talk Talk 'Technical Support Manager' phoned at 5pm. He assured me that there was nothing wrong with the line and that we should be getting 'around 2 Mbps'. He advised me to try plugging the router directly into the master socket and make a note of the speed. I did this the following day but it made no difference. I phoned the technical support to give them the results as instructed. I received a call back where I was advised that there was no fault and that I should be receiving 6.5 Mbps. The tech support advisor then asked me to connect with a laptop wired directly to the router and try a speed test through TT's website. He pointed out that the site had a 'glitch' but to continue anyway. The speed test didn't work.
So, as I tried another broadband speed checker (for the umpteenth time), I explained to him that his instructions had not worked because his own company's website was broken. He repeatedly talk-talked across me. As politely as I could, I requested that he let me finish what I was saying as I was answering his questions! What followed was possibly the worst example of 'technical support' I have ever witnessed.
I was accused of being sarcastic and that there was nothing TT could do to solve the problem now. It was 'congestion' and that 'no matter what ISP I go to, the problem will still remain exactly the same - believe me'. There was little in the way of coherent response when I reminded him of the following:
1) The broad band was useless for 18 hours per day
2) £26 per month was nearly double that of most other ISP's
3) I had already given TT multiple speed check results
4) The engineers hadn't got in touch within 48 hours as promised
5) The TT website didn't work
6) TT Technical Support don't listen
7) TT Technical Support don't help
8) TT Technical Support add insult to injury
9) TT Technical Support have a really, really bad attitude.
10) Legal action is being considered to recoup the cost of grossly over-priced service that simply doesn't work the majority of the time.
Angry TT technical support man hung up at this point - a mere 1 hour and 9 minutes later. My only hope is that it was because of something terminal. So, Ajay Shukla from Talk Talk's Delhi call centre, please DO give up your day job. Had you actually talked to someone like that in person - to an individual who had already wasted 3 hours over the phone, getting nowhere - you might very well have ended up wearing a necklace lovingly crafted from your own testacles. Possibly.
To sum up: Avoid Talk Talk.
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